About Us

Guillotees is a small, but growing, t-shirt company. We branched off of another up and coming company that failed to fulfill their promise of success during our time there. They are now our rival t-shirt company, but it's okay, because we executed them a long time ago, death by guillotine style.

We offer a variety of t-shirt styles, ranging from funny sayings and quotes, to internet memes, to more abstract designs that deal with different values of life, such as love and death. We make what we think up.

Buy our shirts, or face execution.